College

In college there is no such thing as "simple."

Example:

I have a one-pager due today. A ONE PAGER. Sounds simple enough. You have to type up a page. Not double spaced but none the less it is significantly less than the usual 10 page papers.
But since everything in college is complicated, I can't make all the information that I am supposed to be talking about fit in that one page.

So well played professor, well played. You made a simple assignment complicated.
Thanks.