Eww.

Hola!

So I work with little children, the oldest being 6, and yesterday something really grossed happened. I was sitting down on the floor watching a movie with the kids. Usually when we sit on the floor with them they thin its an invitation to sit on our laps. So there I was sitting on the floor with two kids trying to sit on my lap.

After a while I go lost watching the movie and noticed they were no longer tugging at me to sit on my lap which is when I turned my head to see...

One of the kids chewing on my hair. That's why he had been so quiet. When I asked him why he had done it he said "it's so soft and looks like spaghetti."

I know what your thinking how did you not notice that?? Well my hair is pretty long and I was really into the movie.

By the way.. that's not me.

Have a great day!

Dear Youtubers,

I ran across a quote today that I thought was most entertaining. Therefore I now write to you all so you can make music videos for it.

May the odds be ever in your favor,
Girl

"When I walk out the shop, this is what I see, Katniss Everdeen is staring at me, I got a loaf in my hand and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it... I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT!"

Merry Christmas!

April Fools! haha Bet you fell for that one.

Alrighty so lets get cracking. 

Yes. 

It's a very punny kind of day. 

Alright so lately I have been terribly busy. 

Therefore not many posts.

I did however go to the midnight showing of The Hunger Games. 

It was o.k.

haha

O: Outstandingly 

K: Kool-aid!

In case you do not know. 

I live in the middle of nowhere next to a cow.

Fact.

I have never read the Hunger Games series.

My sister however has. 

Fact.

So since her birthday was recently I promised I would take her to see the midnight showing.

Which I did.

I didn't think many people were going to be there considering..

1. The nearest movie theater is two towns over.

2. It is tiny. 

3. The biggest room holds around 300 people.

4. It was a school night.

But of course I was wrong. 

I would type up everything that happened but instead I will just give you 3 bullet points and a doodle.

Enjoy.

1. Everyone was there. From the preppy we own the world teens to the monotone voice history teacher.
2. Most rooms if not EVERY room there was showing the movie Hunger Games.
3. Everyone thought it would be fun to interact with the film so yelling out things were ok to do, even applauded. 

Big Decisions

So recently, while I was in my own little world, my sister said something that got my attention.

She said, "I learned about putting condoms on bananas."

Now that is what I call an attention grabber.

I am not old enough that I forgot what middle school was like. So it completely dumbfounded me that they would be teaching this to 7th and 8th grade girls. That's more of the thing you joke about, or see in movies.

I can honestly say I never even did that. All I remember is the teachers herding all the girls one day and making us sit on the floor in a room as they rolled in a TV and played a video for us. I suppose they did the same for the boys, but they were in another room.

But yes, after hearing this from my sister I had to investigate some more.

Me: You put condoms on bananas?
Her: No, they talked about it though. But if we had I would have lost my appetite for bananas.
Me: Why were they talking about that?
Her: Well technically the teacher wasn't talking about that she was just talking to us about condoms. But the girls behind me in that class were. And they were 7th graders.
Me: So they were talking about putting condoms in bananas?
Her: Yes.
Me: So a student brought that up to the teacher?
Her: Yes, the teacher said we weren't going to do that because she would also loose her appetite for bananas.
Me: So they just brought this up randomly in class, or what?
Her: No, it's a class I take every Friday it's called Big Decisions.

I would type up a summary of the whole conversation but it was quite lengthy so I will just list a few things that I found amusing.

1. The girls from her class were saying they want to "suck bananas."
2. My little sister is very naive in some aspects which is good.
3. The girls in the class think the teacher has no experience in the matter since she doesn't understand what some of the things are. Plus they think she is gay.
4. There are different names for the girl thing as well as the guy thing. Exp: peanut, pickle, his lollipop etc..
5. There has to be a lot of rubbing for the girl to get pregnant. 

But the most memorable thing.

"The teacher doesn't know anything about it and she is teaching this class. She is clueless. She doesn't even know what some of the words mean. I don't even know what some words mean!"

Conclusion: This new generation is far too advanced. But at least they are teaching them.

Jump.

What I have been doing lately:

1. Attended a Gym Class Heroes concert.
2. Had a duet with Travie McCoy. 
3. Changed my life goal to becoming a world famous rapper.
4. Realized I can't rap, or sing, or dance, or choreograph. Fail.
5. Attempted to drive, talk on the phone, drink a smoothie, breath, and drive a standard car all at the same time. 
6. Almost had a car accident.
7. Drove around town with a car full of balloons. 
8. Attempted to pull an all-nighter.
9. Attended a Deaf event.
10. Started planning my Spring Break.

I'm not going to lie, it took me a while to come up with all of these things.

On a side note. How did you spend your extra day of the year??

Since we are only given this extra day every four years, Feb. 29 was a day in which you should of let loose. You were given an extra 24 hours to go nuts! Go crazy! Do something you wouldn't have tried on a regular day. 

Or at least I hope you took advantage of it. If not then you and I are on the same boat. I was probably the most practical and ordinary person that day. I should of gone nuts, but oh well, there is always the next one. 

Hey driver.

You just tried to drench us with your car, but failed. Have fun cleaning your car!

February.

Oh Snap! It is February, the month where the loners feel loner and the couples get coupplier and the loners get even lonerer.

So recently I was texting a friend talking about this and I realized something. My friend, she is the quiet type, very mellow. But when we were texting and I was cracking my regular jokes she would respond.
And I quote:
"OMG I need a boyf for Feb!!!!!!!" "OMG!!! LOL!!!!!!" "ROFL!!" "ROFLMAO!!" "k c u @ the lib"

Really? If you were to meet this girl she is regular and normal but when she is texting she goes all crazy with abbreviations out the wazoo. Which I think it's kinda funny.

Me on the other hand like to write everything out, I am not into abbreviations, although at times when I am in a hurry they might slip out.

But yes I guess people feel braver when they are texting and they bust out there ROFL's and ROFLMAO's, although I really doubt they are rolling around the floor laughing their a's off.
Although it's pretty funny picturing them doing it.

But yes February  is here so you best get cracking to find yourself a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a teddy bear to cuddle with. So enjoy this month, the month in which some people will put there heart out there for people to either accept or stomp on. The month in which walking into any store will choke you up with emotion seeing all the romantic stuff you cannot buy because you have no one to give it to. Or you could be a complete boss and pamper yourself each and everyday because you are happy and you don't need nobody to know how special you truly are.
-----------------------------------------So random side track..
Things I have been up to:

1. studying
2. running (which i suck at even more)
3. weight lifting 
4. being constantly sore
5. being a trash compactor
6. doing tons of homework
7. drawing
8. cleaning my car to then drive by a huge puddle and get it all dirty again.
9. Filming a video with my little sister
10. Being awesome, as always. 

In Conclusion. It's February so you bets be getting ready to be coupplier than usual, lonerer than usual, bitterer than usual, or awesomerer that usual. To each his own and Enjoy!