College

In college there is no such thing as "simple."

Example:

I have a one-pager due today. A ONE PAGER. Sounds simple enough. You have to type up a page. Not double spaced but none the less it is significantly less than the usual 10 page papers.
But since everything in college is complicated, I can't make all the information that I am supposed to be talking about fit in that one page.

So well played professor, well played. You made a simple assignment complicated.
Thanks.

Jump.

What I have been doing lately:

1. Attended a Gym Class Heroes concert.
2. Had a duet with Travie McCoy. 
3. Changed my life goal to becoming a world famous rapper.
4. Realized I can't rap, or sing, or dance, or choreograph. Fail.
5. Attempted to drive, talk on the phone, drink a smoothie, breath, and drive a standard car all at the same time. 
6. Almost had a car accident.
7. Drove around town with a car full of balloons. 
8. Attempted to pull an all-nighter.
9. Attended a Deaf event.
10. Started planning my Spring Break.

I'm not going to lie, it took me a while to come up with all of these things.

On a side note. How did you spend your extra day of the year??

Since we are only given this extra day every four years, Feb. 29 was a day in which you should of let loose. You were given an extra 24 hours to go nuts! Go crazy! Do something you wouldn't have tried on a regular day. 

Or at least I hope you took advantage of it. If not then you and I are on the same boat. I was probably the most practical and ordinary person that day. I should of gone nuts, but oh well, there is always the next one. 

Hey driver.

You just tried to drench us with your car, but failed. Have fun cleaning your car!

Hot Mess.

       Today there was a 60% chance of rain. Which apparently means 60% of the area in which I live will get rain.  I then get ready for school. Obviously I put on my rain boots, a light jacket, and my umbrella and head out the door.
       On my drive to school it was sprinkling a little so I figured it would get worse as the day progressed. I don't know about you guys but I love rainy days.
             But it never rained!!!
       Today there was going to be a speaker coming in to talk to our class, and our professor had told us to dress up. But since I was told it was going to be raining I did not, hence me looking a hot mess while walking into my class.
             I then sat there from 12:00-2:30pm listening to both my professor and the guest speaker talking.